Random TMA head canons (coming from someone about to finish season 3)

you know how Jons a bad liar? well, I head canon that martin would be the best liar in existence.

like imagine martin just going up to anyone and being like "did you know that the moon is made out of cheese" or something like that and everyone just one million percent believing him.\

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archive dance parties. that's it, that's the whole headcanon

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I think Tim has a deep primal fear of geese.

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I'm not sure if these characters even know each other but I think Melanie and Georgie would be girlfriends.

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you know that joke with like anyone with powers like sneezes or coughs etc. and then like the power kind of glitches, I think Jon would sneeze and then martin or whoever is closest suddenly knows a random bit of information like: "ducks have corkscrew dicks" etc.

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I headcanon that the archives gang has like an "annoy Elias day." and on that day whatever the date may be (extra points if it's his birthday or the day the Institute was founded cause that's funnier) and just play really petty pranks on him. for example: leaving any food in his office that expires very fast on a high shelf or anywhere Elias can't reach.

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speaking of Elias, I feel like he would be the "Gay rights but only for me." kind of person.

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I think Jons going to die from not sleeping eventually.

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Thats all for now but I might add on later.

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Edit: I have a question, why does like 70% of magnus fans keep saying Martin "knife" Blackwood

I'm very confused but also happy that martin might have finally stabbed someone.