STAY IN THE SUBURBS

My pet peeve is suburban people who want to move to the country for some idealized life. I'm sure Brooke would make it look damn pretty but she'd hate four filthy kids (filthy in a good way, like they had fun playing in mud instead of playing apps...the horror), and grocery shopping turning into a day trip. If you want to raise kids as suburbanites, which she obviously does, don't just build some bullshit cookie-cutter house on land and pretend you're living the country life. As someone born, raised, and currently raising kids in the country...please stay put. NOVA is perfect for you.