Whenever I see a nerd in public I slap his ass.

Whenever I see a tall, slender nerd with bow cut hair, horn rimmed glasses, big buck teeth and a bowtie with tight khaki shorts to show off his pale, hairless thighs I will walk right up to him and spank his fat ass then look him in the eyes. They know the name Thighlander and live in fear of the day I use my superior thighs to break them so they just stand there in fear and slowly walk away. It's so satisfying.