bro my little brother knocked out half his front tooth and my mom over here crying, my dad tryna comfort her, he's shit at comforting. like the WORST. here's the current events so far:

dad: hey at least it could be worse

mom: no this is the worst

dad: we're farmers now [moms name] back then if they lost a tooth they took a hammer and knocked the rest out. then they spit it out to the coyotes

mom: jesus what no

dad: and if they broke their finger they sawed the rest off and threw it to the dogs

mom: what the hell no they didnt

dad: imagine if he broke his leg

mom: im calling the dentist

dad: we dont have to call the dentist just let me deal with it real quick

mom: no

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