Favorite Quotes/One-liners

I would really like a collection of the many great one-liners and quote that Downton Abbey has. So share your favorite in the comments!

I'll start with two of my faves:

1. "Honestly M'lady, you better hope I never write my memoirs." Anna to Mary (This one makes me laugh every single time).
2. The heart does not exist solely for the purpose to pump blood.” - Violet (this one actually gave me new insights)