What to do when none of your features fit the standard?

I have a big forehead, small eyes, big, wide, hook nose, small lips and a long, rectangular face. Every makeup tutorial and tip i see is about enchancing the features you like and hiding what you don't, but I just can't find a single feature I like. When I try to hide a feature something else looks even worse, for example bangs hide my forehead but make my nose look even larger etc. What sort of makeup or hairstyle can I do? Or is surgery the only option?