Criminality and Veganism: An Undeniable Pattern
Scholars,
As we bring in the new year, it is my unfortunate duty to report on a highly disturbing pattern that seems to be emerging in current events. Shocking crimes are being committed and it turns out that the perpetrators of these crimes are vegan.
Take for instance Sam Bankman-Fried, the crypto-conman who defrauded billions of dollars from his investors. Now it turns out that Sam Bankman-Fried is vegan:
https://nypost.com/2022/12/15/sam-bankman-frieds-family-requested-jail-serve-him-vegan-food-report/
Next, we have the brutal, horrifying murders of four innocent college students in Idaho. The prime suspect in this case was recently revealed to the public as Bryan Kohberger. News reports suggest that he is "obsessively vegan":
Mikael Fior (a.k.a. Mike Adriano, a.k.a. Mikael Finquel) proliferates pornographic content and degeneracy on a global scale. He is also "obsessively vegan". He is able to detect veganism in his female performers simply by sniffing their rectums. Mikael Fior is also tied to numerous mysterious deaths. He has inflicted incalculable emotional and psychological trauma on female performers and the minds of young people across the world. Under normal circumstances, in a sane, rational world, Mikael would be locked up for spreading degeneracy and corruption, but instead he is free to continue disseminating his corrupt material from his palace in Los Angeles.
I do not believe that this link between criminality and veganism is merely coincidental. As the saying goes, "You are what you eat". Why is it that vegans are so predisposed to heinous crimes? It seems counter-intuitive. After all, a person chooses to become vegan out of a supposed love for animal life. They choose to stop eating meat, because they respect and value animals, and, we might presume, other people by extension. If this is true, then why are vegans destroying the world through crime? Is there a global vegan conspiracy to enslave mankind?
Posted Jan 4, 2023, 6:25 PM UTC · edited