Current rotation of a 8:00 minute 5K runner
Posted Jan 5, 2023, 9:54 PM UTC
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Lmao OP did not waste any time posting this
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Less time than it takes me to run a 5k!
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If you’re a shoe nerd like me
/uj I know what the sub is called but forreal actually considering yourself a 'shoe nerd' is so pathetic, can't you just be into some weird dark sex stuff that is at least interesting rather than shilling for international corporations as your fucking personality?
I would fucking disown my kid if they turned out like this.
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5k sex marathon
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Slow down!
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Now faster, harder
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I ran a 5k sex marathon solo last night
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Are dark sex things not made by a corporation
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Maybe the tools but not the acts.
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No - ebony butt plugs are only available on Etsy
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Would you like to know about Altra™?
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Why not shoes and weird dark sex shit?
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Dude. All that support is gonna kill your ankles. Don't you know it's optimal to run completely naked? It's how our ancestors did it.
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None of those have Gu holders. Never going to break though 5k marathon to the 5k ultra without fueling.
/uj I thought this maybe a troll job, went to OP profile hoping to see a bunch of jerk posts but nope, lift laugh love is a real deal show geek. Not just running but street shoes, supreme clothes and law school.
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You didn't know? Everyone here runs a sub 10min 5k, deadlifts 700lbs and are space surgeons.
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/uj what the fuck is a shoe rotation? I have one pair of shoes I wear until they are shelled and then I get the same pair of shoes again. When I competed in high school I had a pair of spikes I guess but who is swapping between multiple pairs of shoes throughout the week, especially as just your everyday average runner?
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Poor person says what?
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I'm convinced most of the people posting on that sub don't actually enjoy running, just collecting expensive, brightly coloured shoes they don't need.
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The complete lack of any dirt on the shoes is pretty sus, my cleanest pair of shoes looks worse than any in that rotation.
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I have two pairs of everyday shoes, race shoes, and trail shoes.
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I usually have two pairs and just rotate between them
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Left / right rotation cures plantar fasciitis-- my osteopath swears by it!
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I have two pairs of shoes primarily in case one of them is wet. Also because I saw you’re less likely to injure yourself if you have slightly varying heel drops. Idk if that was something dumb I bought into. Mostly I don’t like getting the only light colored pair wet lol. In winter I debate getting 3 pairs for the water reason but have yet to go past 2
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You probably run too fast and never eat GU. I don't think you understand modern running at all.
/uj most runners i know have at least a few pairs, usually at least one pair of trail shoes, one or two pairs of general use shoes then maybe a newer/faster pair for races. I don't think many runners out there just have one pair like you but maybe i am wrong.
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No DragonFlys?
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40 minute for a 5k marathon! Slow down!! No wonder you need so many shoes
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Wow a 8:00 minute. That’s awesome. It usually takes me like 11:00 or 12:00 to go a minute. I guess I need to train more.
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🤮
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Not enough ZoomX™ methinks.
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i too break the 5k record daily, im just too humble to tell anyone
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No notes, chef’s kiss
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This mad lad is over here breaking world records, and yet is humble enough to share with us on reddit. Serious respect.