The Unrelatable Eva Chen strikes again.
Posted Jan 25, 2023, 4:02 PM UTC
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I love bringing regional items home from travels. But if she rarely has time to go to the supermarket in her daily life, what do the 3 children eat? Granola?
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She’s also rich enough to get delivery, or have a nanny do it, or ask her parents who seem to be incredibly involved. This is a weird excuse
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Yeah my thought exactly. Why can’t she get groceries delivered?
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She definitely does 🙄
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Those kids are eating rolled oats and nothing else she has no time to buy extra ingredients just watery porridge all day hahah
poor kids
fr though her post makes no sense, are they exclusively eating ubereats or something, can she not order groceries for delivery, I am v concerned for her
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Maybe she can add cooking tips to her subscriber feed.
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Also, this isn't regional? Bob's Red Mill is stocked in both the Chelsea and Union Square Whole Foods, right where she lives, and in probably every bougie grocery store in Flatiron as well as delivery services.
I am usually an Eva apologist, but this is legit absurd.
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I, too, am an Eva apologist but literally every Portland grocery store carries a full line of Bob's products. Based upon my best guess about where they stayed, she likely bought it at Whole Foods, at a premium.
There is an actual Bob's Red Mill store but it's in Milwaukie (the burbs, I guarantee she didn't go there).
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She has a nanny that I’m sure helps her out. Plus her parents
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Does she want us to applaud her or feel sorry for her over this 🙄
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She’s always teetering this manic fine line. She’ll humble brag, or straight up brag, about her wealth/privilege and in the same breath, gripe about everything and seem so high strung and self-deprecating in a way that elicits pity. She seriously needs to talk to someone if she doesn’t already
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AGREE Instagram is not her therapy
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She needs therapy so bad, her constant complaining on IG stories is insane. And what’s even more insane is she wants people to pay to see her content where I bet she complains even more 💀
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I'm seriously beginning to think she has a shopping issue and honestly can't help herself. This make NO SENSE, and it looks like her hoarding is only getting worse. There's literally no reason to purchase this and put it in her Rimowa or whatever, and fly it back first class. Eva. You have a nanny who I'm sure goes grocery shopping for you. Or puts in grocery orders for you. And puts everything away for you to clutter things up again. Promise you can easily get these oats at home - easily.
Also, she was on vacation again**!?**
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She for SURE has a shopping addiction. I had to stop following her because the utter hypocrisy of her caring about the environment and how much she shops aimlessly on Amazon to motivate herself / make her life easier / practice self care was too aggravating. Like, who buys a $400 Vitamix appliance just to compost?
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I’m pretty sure NYC has grocery delivery, like every other American city. But she’s so quirky 😜
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I feel like grocery delivery was practically invented in NYC. Going to the physical store is only for us poors.
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But she has nooooo time here!!! 🙄
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She could cut back on posting and use that time to place a grocery order. You can literally save your precious orders and adjust them. No one is so busy they can’t get groceries, especially with her money.
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If she cut her posting in half even she’d have all the time in the world 🤣 is she just on her phone all day
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OMGGG SHE BROUGHT BACK SOMETHING SHE BOUGHT 🤣🤣🤣 that’s soooo quirky and crazyyyyy 😭🤣🤣
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So zany honestly!
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Next up, she's going to complain how much it costs to buy her designer organic berries that go on top of the granola.
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I will say those oats are A1. Far superior to Quakers. But regardless she’s a clown.
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She’s sooooo busy. 🥴
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She seems to think her followers wait around for her thrilling updates and harass her for the brand names (“tagging before anyone asks!!”)…Eva sorry to break it to you we don’t
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she and kristie dash both
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Kristie truly thinks she’s an influencer
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Hahah okay so my boyfriend and I were visiting his family in Ohio over the holidays. We live in NYC. We actually bought and brought back dried pasta with us and some frozen steaks bc they were actually cheaper than buying in the city. Trust me, we looked like nutbags but idc.
I don’t get her buying this somewhere else for the same price when she could just have it delivered via grocery delivery 🤷🏻♀️
Sidebar: Does anyone else feel so irked by the way she holds things in her hands like in this pic or how aggressive her pointer finger feels when she's pointing at something? This is so mundane & shouldn't bother me but it does.
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I for sure bring things home from travel, but omg she doesn’t have time to go to the grocery at home so she had to haul back some oats?
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HAHA I know it's so insane when you spell it out like that. Has she never heard of grocery delivery??
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She tries so makeup for the fact she is now living the cool girl life she wished she experienced during her formative childhood school years - ie: popular with loads of friends and social life??? She seems like her entire personality is a coping mechanism (congrats to everything she accomplished 20 years ago tho)
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I don’t get it……. you can buy those oats at some corner delis Eva lol. Is this what its like working for Meta? Can you imagine going for 6 hour interviews and have this exec bitching about bag of oats on her ig. I wonder what % of people who follows her have muted her stories lol
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girl please they sell this on amazonq
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Ok but also her use of that stupid avatar or bitmoji thing is so annoying. STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT A THING. Literally never see anyone else use it. I get she works for Meta but it’s annoying.
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Her team spent a year on that roll-out and it's such a spectacular failure
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She tries so hard to be "quirky", she needs to chill, she is reaching 50. Just bring the bag of oats, no need to post it.
Seriously?! I don’t get this- why does she feel the need to post every single thing. Like who the fuck cares- awesome oatmeal story Eva 🙄 And of course all the Eva Stans love to say “oh you don’t get her- that’s just how she is” um she complains all the time about how she is so busy and has no time yet can post the most random stories on IG…
She’s gotta get that Meta stock price up!!
I know. She thinks everything she does is worthy of sharing. 😩
respectfully she is 7 years away from 50...like a three year old isn't pushing 10
Loool, sorry girl, i really thought she was around 47-49
No worries. I feel like the pandemic has time warped our brains