Just got down fucking my bf in his parents basement while there were people around. Where's the most inappropriate place you've had sex?
Posted Oct 7, 2012, 7:05 PM UTC
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My dreams......
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I feel you, man....
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My best friend's bed...sorry Elizabeth
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Her parents' basement while her dad was watching TV upstairs, could have turned his head and saw. Otherwise, any number of places on my parents' property - against their pickup, against their camper, against the side of the house, down by the barn...
Also, a university bathroom and library on different occasions.
Also, one time when I was at work and a coworker confided that he liked sucking dick when we were discussing such things, he pulled the zipper from my flight suit up to expose my bulge and proceeded to go to town while people were talking to him. #controltowershennanigans
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Wow...
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Yeah he has a million stories like this. I learned how to be a freaky pervert from watching him.
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You were a freaky pervert before we met. I just helped you refine your technique.
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Bi dudes turn me on so much haha..
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I find myself normally less of a single orientation as much as I am an opportunist who's into sexy people. It's confusing at times, but can be endless loads of fun. ;)
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Sounds hot haha :)
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idk there is something super skeezy about doing that in my parents home like I just wouldn't do that haha.
I fucked a guy in my CO's office on base after hours.
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Was this before or after the repeal of DADT? Oh, what karma it would be if you had done it before repeal... heheh
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oh i served openly before the repeal as well. :) It was about 3 years ago.
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Knowing how hot you are (thanks to Me Monday) makes this story that much more fun.
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But.... sand. O_o
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And.... scorpions O_o
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Never before has face fucking seemed so romantic.
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Mine is also middle of the desert at night. Whoo Joshua Tree!
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I love JT! Seems like a perfect place for romantic sexy-time :)
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I just had amazing sex in the desert two weeks ago! Oh Lake Bartlett.
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At a Steelers game.
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fuckin hot.
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Where you the Oakland Raiders, receiving that AFC ass banging? BOOM!
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I need this to be more detailed now please
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Thats ridiculously hot
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His ex's apartment... in his ex's bed.
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WOW
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Backstage in a venue for a black tie event with one of the performers.
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Heh, I met them the day before and ended up having some fun that evening, and they were performing their sword swallowing act for some black-tie fundraiser event the next day and asked if I wanted to tag along, and one thing led to another in the handicapped bathroom backstage.
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University library.
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Same here! Great for the thrill, not so much for the rug burns.
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I got head in one of those drive through car wash things.. It was great haha
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I'm going to have to try this sometime..
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Let's see...
- In a crowded parking lot of an ice skating rink
- In a car while one of us was driving down a busy interstate (didn't finish though)
- On a public playground, at night
- In my girl friend's bed (there were three of us sharing the bed after a party... two of us got busy) which later moved to her bathroom floor
- On a couch after a party while everyone else was asleep
- On Spring Break this year four of my friends and I shared a hotel room and pushed the beds together into one giant bed we all slept on side-by-side. One night the guy from the couch story and I were really drunk and I fell asleep with my hand down his pants, inches from everyone else.
Fun fact: I'm messaging my mom on Facebook as I write this and I triple-checked I was typing in the right window every fifteen seconds...
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Plane, train, and automobiles.
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This is called "Steve Martining"
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Scandalous
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The train might have been a tiny bit scandalous... Amtrak trains are meh and those roomettes are small as fuck.
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Hooked up with a guy at G-A-Y Late in London. Went back to his hotel, he was in town visiting from northern England. And I couldn't take him back to my place.
After a bit of fooling around in the bathroom of the hotel room we got kicked out of there by the people he was with lol wandering around the halls making out, I found a service room. full of blankets and pillows and towels etc.. made a makeshift bed on the ground and were fooling around and getting in to it.. well this room had a service elevator.. and while we were getting right in to it.. *ding! and the door opened.. awkward..
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Office boardroom. After hours of course.
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Sex during CATS....that play is fucking awful.
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That just sounds awful. CATS I mean.
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oh it was fucking painful. After the sex was over I just sort of was like Elaine from Seinfeld when she watched the English Patient.
Me: Oh my god...this is about a fucking cat they elect to die and go to heaven on a space ship!!! JUST FUCKING DIE!!!
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I can only imagine the sight...especially when all the cats start going into the audience.
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Luckily I was in the balcony.
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Smart choice.
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I walked out after half of Mamma Mia. I really didn't like it.
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Good fucking choice!
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Military style shower at a marina.
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And the cleaners had to wait for us to finish ;).
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DETAILS
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Used to meet up with this hot Mexican trucker in the later hours of the night when I briefly lived on a boat. We'd play and have some shower time (all sprinklers turned on) with the slight thrill that someone else might come in...
Well, that happened one night when the cleaners came to clean up the bathrooms. They came in to check on us twice. We had enough time to "cover-up" each time, but it was probably pretty obvious what was going on. When we were finished and walking out, they were out there waiting by the door and mumbled something to my friend in Spanish (Maricon?). He never fully translated it, but it was probably something pretty nasty haha.
Wonder what they thought, I was rather young at the time.
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An older hispanic woman at six flags called my boyfriend and I that.
He knew not to tell me he heard that until we were away from her.
As a hispanic bro I DO NOT take kindly to being called that. Directly translated it means fag, but it has a very nasty and negative connotation to it in Spanish that really pisses me off.
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What is military style? I've never heard of that.
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Ohhhh. I thought military style was a position you guys were doing in the shower...not the shower being military style. I'm a derp.
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Let's see... (unsafe I know) he rode me while I was driving us back from dinner, couldn't get off that way so pulled over and bent him over in the drivers seat and stood outside the truck and finished. In a bathroom at the University and later in one of the study rooms at the library. In the shower at his moms house (when we thought everyone was asleep d(O.o)b ) In the park that is next to the University
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While you were driving? I can't even figure out how that would work.
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HJ during "The Help" in a full theater.
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Best use of your time ever.
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In her parents' bed on a sunday while they were at church
Oh. Thats just great. lol
The cheek!
This is good on so many levels.