tfw your own in-game units mock your lack of skill.
Posted Feb 18, 2023, 3:44 PM UTC
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Chiave: Bro, what the fuck?
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I don't use Chiave so I wouldn't know
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Yeah, he literally asks "What the fuck?" in Italian and it's so funny to me.
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Do it still has that typo, or did they fix it?
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Lol thanks for the info
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Is that what it means? Even though it suppose to be swore, KyostinV ever mention that he never see someone swore like that in Italian. He even confuse why Chiave swore like that because base on Kyo; There is no Italian ever swore like him
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It’s informal, most people don’t actually talk like anime characters
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And then theres Ifrit who blames you and Dusk who basically says "skill issue"
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Some say she's talking more to the fire demon that she gets her fire arts from.
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That's right mommy Gladiia, remind me again how much of a failure I am while looking at me with a disgusted face.
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Most sane dokutah moment
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Hell yea brother!
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Imagine being land dweller
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Normalise being racist towards landwalkers. Imagine unironically breathing air lmao.
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Meanwhile Leizi when you get 3 star results: “Unacceptable, you can do better than that” 😔
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That's because leizi is a tsundere and doesn't want to outright encourage you
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Nah, she's an Asian parent
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Leizi: Only 3 stars? Your five years old cousin won 10 stars with only Robots and here you are using 6 star meta units and only winning 3 stars!
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Ling ling over there with her dragons got a 6* rating while you only got 3*
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Meanwhile, Lappland is all "OH BOY I WANT TO KILL THEM EVEN MORE!"
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More like "Doctor, run away from me, I'm beginning to morb!"
edit: wrong comment, it's Skadi alter
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Just idea of hearing Bibeak being mean to herself fills me with resolve of one thousand mothers to not fail my little baby.
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Jessica and Bibeak blaming themselves for the fail hurts me so much q_q
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jessica saying it's her fault after i forgot to put on autodeploy and fail in 15 seconds
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That's why you don't go failing with Bibeak. Do what must be done so the holy birb won't feel bad.
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Thats why shes so cute and I love her
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Meanwhile Cantabile: breaks down due to her PTSD
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Failing a stage with her is just misery, the way she says "dokutah" there just breaks my heart q_q
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You know when you hear someone talk and you can just imagine the font they’re subtitles would appear in ‘~’
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Myrtle : "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move"
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NI-
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Meanwhile skalter why are u running
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More like "Doctor, run away from me, I'm beginning to morb!"
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Looks like i got confused between her defeat line and less star line
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Nah, Skalter's fail line is telling us to run away from her.
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Ebenholz also kinda insults you for failed operations
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He straight up says let’s do this quick because he conveniently has headaches every operation
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I had to stop using zima because if she insulted me one more time i'd become Non-credible
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I love using Zima but almost every line she has feels like she is dissapointed, its tiring sometimes
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Lol try being asian Hahahaha...ha :(
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iirc she yells at your other operators, "you guys suck", but i also play muted so i might be misinterpreting text.
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Ifrit shits on you that it's your fault she lost
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True but the abyssal hunters are more subtle with their roasts which hits different
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"How mediocre"
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WITNESS ME
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I give it to you, you made me go and recheck their voice lines on fail, but it really is only Gladia and maybe spectral, but I never got her so can't check :(
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Spectral is the worst one her failure quote is something like "it was my fault for trusting you so we bear the responsibility together" and less than 3 star: "there is beauty in imperfections. That's what are telling yourself right?"
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Hers is. it was my fault for trusting you, But don’t worry we’ll bear the responsibility together. She’s not so much insulting as she is doting. She’s got that big sister that will smother you and take care of all your problems personality
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Idc saying it was a mistake to trust the doctor implies that she's at least disappointed. That doesn't seem like that she wants to take of your problems only that she overestimated you. At least that's my take on the phrase
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All of her other lines are her being big sister. Specifically her E2 line in which she’s invites you to hide behind her. She’s disappointed but in a more caring way then say Gladiia. Your mom or older sibling being disappointed is different then your boss or a coworker. Spectre will help you clean up the mess. The others won’t.
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Pozyomka talks like she's on the phone with a gun on her head, girl is sweating.
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Summary:
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A good majority of operators: holds the line while we evacuate the rest
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Abyssal Hunters, Ifrit, Zima: gets angry at you
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Bibeak, Jessica, Saria (arguably): self-deprecation
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Chiave: gets angry at you (in Italian)
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Skalter: tells us to run away from her
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Cantabile: PTSD intensifies
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Shark: MORDER!
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Noir corne be like: GOD DAMN IT. I FORGOT TO GET MY GOOD MASK.
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All gucci till they hit you with the fucking "LANDWALKER"
They say it like it's a slur
It honestly kinda is, but instead of being derogatory to one race / people it's offensive to EVERYONE except themselves. The legendary REVERSE SLUR
Spectre also immediately follows up with sharing the blame. So she’s not actually pissed. It’s kinda funny how much she dotes on the doctor and most anyone. Kinda falls in with Grani and Bagpipe of ops who are just likable