Professional weed reviewer. Pay me to get high all day please.

Recliner tester.

I need to check this one for a few hours, leave me alone.

Get paid to do whatever I feel like doing all the time.

Pro Walleye fisherman or pro pool player.

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Waiting for a paycheck.

Working musician

Professional relaxer.

I do nothing, and people pay me for it.

Snorting pills until I throw up

Work remotely and don't go to work early. Perhaps a designer of something

Mocapper, the suits look funny and I enjoy staying in shape.

Professional air breather

I make a lot of art... Id love to be able to get paid enough to live comfortably doing that.

Professional golfer

Blow job.

Policy research?

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Working to create technology that levels the playing field for all humans, and enables us to live more harmoniously with nature