A tribute to a classic: Reddit, I've seen em all, but I crave MORE! What are some of your "glitches in the matrix?"
Many of you may consider this a repost, and normally I would agree. However, my main reason for posting is I just want to hear more of these mind boggling stories. So please don't downvote me into oblivion.
Posted Oct 14, 2012, 4:03 AM UTC · edited
When I was a little girl, my mom always made my whole family pose for professional portraits around Thanksgiving. I especially hated them, because my mom would never let me wear what I wanted. Well, this specific year I finally got my way and was allowed to wear my bright pink powerpuff girls tshirt. After the pictures arrived in the mail, my mom made a big deal about mailing them to all her friends and family.
That same year, around Christmas now, we're visiting family in Illinois when a family friend (my mom's best friend's brother) offers to take my sister and me ice-fishing. So we head out to this pristine lake in the middle of some woods that look like something straight from a holiday greeting card, and naturally, being a seven year old, I wander off. I was lost in the woods for maybe fifteen minutes, but to my panic-stricken mind, it feels like hours. I'm crying, frozen snot dripping down my face, and come across a fallen tree. I decide to sit it out and wait for someone to find me. Sticking out from beneath this log is a manilla envelope, about 8x10 in size. Even though snow is everywhere, and the ground beneath it is soaked, this envelope is only moist at the edges and on the back (the paper beneath it still crisp, not soggy or floppy) like it only been on the ground under this tree for minutes.
I open it, and lo and behold, it's my family portrait taken a month before. The portrait is in perfect shape, with not a crinkle in it, except for one major flaw. All our faces, (my mom, my dad, my brother, my sister, and myself) are burned through, as if scorched by a cigarette. There's my pink powerpuff girls shirt. My mom's handwriting giving the date is on the back, along with her signature. When the family friend found me, he didn't know I had the envelope. I tucked it into my coat with the intention of showing my mom.
Upon returning back to the family friend's house, I give the envelope to my mother in private. She never mailed her friend a copy of the portrait because she didn't have enough copies and thought what her friend didn't know wouldn't hurt her. My mom was going to confront her friend about the portrait in the morning, and locked the envelope in our car for safe-keeping. That night, our car was broken into and stolen. We never saw the car again, but about a year later, the portrait was mailed back to us from a PO Box in Michigan with no return-sender's name given. My mind is still full of da-fuq to this day.
Fuck... this is scary.
This is not a glitch in the matrix. This is a reason to carry a concealed firearm.
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