have a fungus

no thank you, im okay

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Bold of you to assume that I'm gonna eat that mushroom, thanks, but I prefer my toppings without conscience

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Have a Shroomie

No thanks keeps the topping in cage backs off

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Thx, but u can keep that

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I distrust the fungus

Amungus (I'm so funni)

Ok so where's my knife and where's the ketchup

Well it was womens day so thanks for the woman.

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Thanks pally

Nurtures her with love and affection

ooooh a rare toppin! where do you get this one?

delicious fungus

Ooh, perfect, now I can craft some potions! Finally, a use for the honey I had stored over the past 20 hours.

What do you mean I could've just bought them straight up?

Thank you -pats the fungus-