I'm going to go out to shovel this snow and have a heart attack, It's been great s*%t posting with all of you! RIP!

Post your wet snow shovel stories here or receive 4 years of bad luck.

Posted Mar 10, 2023, 3:51 AM UTC

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_joeBone_•

as a rule, I do not move snow in March, it had all year to do this... it's natures problem now.

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BooBooKittyOP•

I want to have the same energy but the models are predicting a colder than average March.

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LethalRedeemer•

I bet you're fun at parties.

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johnnieswalker•

Jokes on you, my mom's dead, unless you're into that necrophilia and desecrating a corpse.

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TacodWheel•

Godspeed! Imma be lazy and fire up the Ariens in the AM.

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BooBooKittyOP•

My homie recently suggested I replace my weak ass toro with an Ariens, so I'm making a written note right now about this second recommendation.

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SugarHoovesRockford•

Can I have your stuff?

Joking aside, hope the snow didn't kill you.

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BooBooKittyOP•

I didn’t go onto my greater reward quite just yet!

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ZeroCoolskynet•

I hear ya dawg! Shit is wet and heavy!

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BooBooKittyOP•

Looks like we ended up with about 5 1/2 wet inches (don’t threaten me with a good time), but we will dig out and rebuild! Also, no heart attack for me, it wasn’t my time!

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R.I.P.

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Jackarthur95•

probably warm enough to wet it down with the hose and toss some salt on it to keep it from freezing.

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oozybosmer•

Is this your way of searching for a snow removal service?

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kenderpockets•

I just use my truck.

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Alarming_Soft9228•

It will be gone in a few days…SAVE YOURSELF!

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