AITC for breaking into house, eating dog food and bapping doggo?

Hi. I’m orange catto, M not sure how old I am. I have orange fren. We live on the street. One month ago these humans move into house with two doggos. They see us and start leaving out kibble for dinner. We like! We decide to live under car. I come by three times for food, but orange fren get too greedy. She yells at them to feed all the time. She won’t even let me eat till male human taught her to eat from another bowl. Even now she steal my food sometimes.

Now humans don’t lock door all the time. I wander inside looking for yummy kibble. Doggo don’t mind some times. Male human caught me at bedroom door. I run. I also find doggo kibble bowl. Next time I try kibble. Large pieces, but I crunch and eat. Female human chase me out. Call me cloaca.

Yesterday mamma doggo sniff me. I get wary. I hiss and bap on snoot. No claws. But male human squirt water and call me cloaca. I sit under car and yell. I want to live in house and get pets. AITC for eating doggo kibble? And bapping momma doggo? (Human say she is very old.)

me and fren