[F4M] Welcome, Dear Listener! [OC][GWA Party][1st Time Listener][Guide to gonewildaudio][Tropes][All the Tags][Beginner-Friendly][Poking Fun][Gentle Fdom][Bit of Fsub][BJ][Handjob][PiV][MMMonstergirls][Shitposty][4th-Wall Breaks][Loads of SFX][2 Listener Orgasms] Co-Created with Acrobatic_Ticket_659

https://soundgasm.net/u/LurkyDip/Welcome-Dear-Listener [40:24]

https://www.whyp.it/tracks/78571/welcome-dear-listener

Written by me and u/Acrobatic_Ticket_659 (rough script here)

Soundscape by u/Acrobatic_Ticket_659 using SFX and music from zapsplat and Epidemic Sound, with wet sounds from here

Hey, dear listener! Yes, you! The one I address my posts to, the one I go on all these wild adventures with!

Oh, that’s not you. Hmmmm.

Well, who are YOU then?

Oh, right. You’re not DEAR listener, you’re just A listener.

Well, I am sorry in that case. Didn’t mean to violate your consent with the ‘dear’. Uggh, some people these days, so damn touchy. Butthurt…

What was that?

It’s your first time?

Your first time doing what exactly? Feeling horny? Popping your virtual cherry? Getting into an imaginary sex scene with a disembodied voice? Hearing my dulcet tones?

Oh wow, it’s your first time on gonewildaudio?!?!?!?!?

You heard about the one million members and decided to check out this whole audio smut thing?

You’re wondering why I am repeating your words back to you?

A real newbie!

Well, dear listener – I am sorry, well, no actually, I am not sorry, because that’s just what you are to me whether you like it or not –

xxx

It may seem like a million years ago, dear listener, that GWA hit 1 million members and a spectacular contest was launched yielding oodles of sparkling content. Well, that was when Acro and I almost made this. It is highly irreverent, pretty silly and surprisingly personal... Come on a journey through every trope and character; sorting by new versus hot; SFX, kisses and whispers; the role of tags; through to the full gamut of monster-girls and ending in a fabulous orgasm (simultaneous of course!).

The views expressed are totally my/our own and anything that sounds like 'fact' is just subjective opinion or a lighthearted prod. Any criticisms or corrections are actively welcomed in the comments. Really hope you enjoy it!