My Pressure Cooker has a Phyrexian setting
Posted Mar 19, 2023, 4:14 PM UTC
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Your food will be compleated
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Tribal Artifact — Phyrexian Food
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Add ingredients, all will be one
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Pay 2 life and sacrifice to gain 2 life!
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I'll take it for eggs.
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[[urabrask’s forge]] irl
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Urabrask's Forge - (G) (SF) (txt)
^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
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More of that strange cooking oil….
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It’s probably delicious.
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Also a sailboat setting!
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“You want this compleatly cooked? Pay 2 life”
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Pyrexia, all will be Done
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It’s when you need to eat a compleat breakfast.
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It probably just vaporizes all the biological matter in the pot and then informs you that "flesh is weak".
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Or adds like rusted nails or porcelain “we made it better, all will be one.”
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The pyrexians are taken over the world....RUN.
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Compleatly balanced meal
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Pay 2 life: Eat dinner
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Balances out food gives you three life [[food token]]
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Oh god it's happening
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Compleated Gumbo
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You can pay life instead of plugging it in
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You can now activate its ability by paying 2 life
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It’s meant to make you a compleat meal.
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Just make sure to use enough oil.