Help me find a stun gun?

Hi,

I'm looking for a stun gun with a few criteria. I'd appreciate help finding one.

Here's what I'm looking for:

• Belt clip
• Below $50
• Loud
• Preferably stick shaped (Unless CA law prevents that)
• California compliant
• Black (or at least not brightly colored, grey or similar is fine)

If anyone feels I'm not looking for the right thing, feel free to let me know.

Just need something that is intimidating and effective. I'm a pretty scrawny guy and I need to be able to protect my girlfriend til I can get big.