Can't wait for outdoor season to start in my area
Posted Mar 30, 2023, 4:17 AM UTC
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It has to stop raining soon. The real rock is calling
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SoCal seething rn, everything around here is sandstone, how am I supposed to power scream and flex on gumbies if the rock breaks while I’m campusing??
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Get lighter, duh smh my head
But make sure to wear your weighted vest afterwards as loosing weight is clearly aid
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Come to Moe’s valley. Everything is soft so you can “send V10” and flex on the gumbies on their first climbing day with their socks and puffy’s on because 50 degrees is “too cold” who will then go up north back to Salt Lake and try granite bouldering and get their asses kicked.
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But it’s literally raining right now :(
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/uj Yeah it’s painful and sucks and feels like I’m back in Seattle
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red rocks has covered boulders you can climb in rain there
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Can you get a few of those shipped up to Oregon for me. big thanks.
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You can make your own organic dick jam, don't need no gym for that
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Jesus
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Viagra is aid, Terry
/uj I made my buddy fall from laughing because I said to another friend that he's doing a cockhook the way he spreaded his legs over a hold that was in his way.
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My favorite movement is a ba-thang. Don't knock it til you try it!!
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And while you’re at it, everyone’s climbing can benefit from the surgical precision of the Dr. Opknee!
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We all hate comp style tho, right?
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/uj I kind of realized that comp style is set that way in part for moves to be flashy and to attract a broader audience. As a a consequence of this, people want to emulate what they see in the flashy comps, but most casual climbers will just end up getting a shoulder injury, giga sprained ankle etc. because the moves are just very swingy and gymnastic.
Anyway, I just got frustrated when I realized that some newer gyms just straight up do not have any problems that look like an outdoor boulder, it really makes staying in shape/ getting stronger for the next season much more boring unfortunately. Sorry for the boomer rant!
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I actually did enjoy occasionally landing them but consistently practicing dynos aggravates my back issues. The only way out was to learn how to lead climb.
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/uj moon/kilterboard are your best friend in that case lol
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yeah cos we're bad at it
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I only hate comp style because it strips away all my skin in record time with all the dynamic moves.
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Comp style is aid
And by aid I mean aids
And by aids I mean untreatable death sentence aids from the 80s/90s
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Is gambling aids?
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Dick jam beta lmaooo
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Cams are aid. Just get the little fella into a crack and think about Peter Croft.
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Man i love compstyle
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They have parkour competitions at several climbing gyms in my area. Climbing gym and parkour gym are basically the same thing at this point
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Every time you send a comp problem an angel cries
And a shoulder dies
Listen buddy my torn rotator cuff was completely worth the send