AITC for bapbapbap ex-purr-cism?

I iz Marshmallow (11f), fluffiest void, sometimes called Miss Marshy or Miss Wuv or Her Majesty. I lives wif sispurr (Cookie Dough(11f) or Baby or Baby Dough or Baby Wuv), big dumb doggo (Shadow (8m), responds to DumDum, Stupid, and Hey Stop That), and five hoomans (57f, 56m, 22f, 20m, 16f).

This dark-time, when normally WHOLE house iz JUST FOR ME (as should be), one of my hoomans (22f) GOT. UP. She INTERRUPT MY NIGHTLY GHOSTIE HUNT!! She in hooman baf-room (why they need whole room? I not know. I take baf wherever I wants) making HRRKHRKHRRRK noises in tall white water-litter-box. I iz benevolent majesty, goes to see what HRRKHRK about. Sit wif hooman and allow to petpetpet. THEN. Hooman's foot MOVES. AND SO DOES LEG I RUB!!

This hooman's leg do that sometimes- she call it "stim". I not know what that iz. But must protecc this time- foot moving FASTER THAN NORMAL. Is shaking WHOLE BODY! I does a little hiss, make know not happy but FOOT. NOT. STOP!!

Obviously, foot possessed. So I does a bapbapbap, ex-purr-cise demon like Cat-olic priest on spooky su-purr-natural shows hooman watches. And hooman. DOES. NOT. THANK! She yell "OW MISSY!"

Then Meowmy (57f) comes in, sayz I is TC for hurting hooman sister when she sick. I say not TC becuz just ex-purr-cising demons so hooman feel better! AND I snuggle hooman sister all day, purr make her get not sick! I fink I iz catsolutely pawsitively NOT TC.