They actually believe this
Posted Apr 6, 2023, 6:11 PM UTC
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You know what else your "short bus riding, crayon eating simpleton" is doing?
Losing all its money. 🤣🤣🤣
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This is the greater poison created by the stonk memes. Financial scams come and go, but the explicit and proud anti-intellectualism festers.
At least their failures are much more obvious to onlookers than other forms of anti-intellectualism. I retain hope that this factor limits the virulence of their "stupid is better than smart" memes.
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This is like this one scene in that awful fast and the furious cross roads game. Where the stupid amateur genz main characters have to infiltrate a highly secured base and they try to come up with a plan. Their final solution is that the base and their security systems are expecting professionals to break in, not inexperienced underfunded idiots, so it's going to be easy for them to get in.
Makes no sense.
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Are we billionaires yet?
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This is why I stopped being sorry for them. They are determined to have their money taken from them. Even if they go under and get some of their money back… theyll just be neck deep in another coin next week.
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Have y'all ever gone on StockTwits? It's... all people like this. Morons clumsily claiming they can see they future via chart patterns. And when they're wrong they blame algos. It's always algos. Or Joe Biden.
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Their broken algo is kicking your ass, dumb shit.
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“Being mentally handicapped is our superpower”
Yup
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I don't know which of the stonks this human-shaped turnip subscribes to, but none of them are doing well enough over any timeframe to justify ANY crowing about "breaking" an algorithm.
I mean, I get the idea of forcing outward confidence to stay motivated... the fans and players on perennial loser sports teams wrote the book on that subject... but I'd still love to dig into this guy's brain to figure out if he really believes any of that dog shit hubris.
Lets just say he is down over 40% in the last five days.
I think all of them subscribe to the idea that there is fuckery going on in the stock market, which is completely valid. Unfortunately they also think that their $200 and their persistence will change 500 years of fuckery that is beneficial to the most powerful people in the world that have the ability to make/change the law to benefit themselves.
True, and there's also the idiotic common belief that short-sellers are in a constant panic to stay one step ahead of the situation.
I would LOVE to be there when a bit of time, maturity, or blind luck causes any of them learn enough about the stock market to understand exactly how stupid these claims really are.
What is this supposed fuckery going on in the market?