My Son's First Halloween. (xpost from r/scuba)
Posted Nov 1, 2012, 5:02 PM UTC
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Scuba Steve!
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DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE!
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I love you all.
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You called?
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You did this wrong, Halloween costumes aren't supposed to be so fucking adorable.
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His little feet taped into those little flippers... too cute... Dying...
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Reddit is full of Aryan babies apparently.
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What's funny, his mom is 1/2 mexican. I have jet black hair. We both have brown eyes. Can only mean one thing. We have a blonde mail man.
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Normally that would be the logical conclusion, however the father could be the UPS delivery man delivering packages from Amazon...
EDIT:(South Park Reference)
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Your baby's really cute and don't be feeling fooled (im Mexican &) i was a pale ass baby
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I was platinum blond till I was around 9 then my hair became dark brown. Babies tend to have light hair for the first few years of their lives.
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I know right? We need more nigger, spic, and gook babies on reddit.
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At first I thought it said x-post from r/cuba and laughed my ass off.
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That is freakin cute.
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He's got the Innsmouth look and a love of the sea. This does not bode well for you as a parent.
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Is that air tank one of those stainless steel thermoses? Awesome.
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2 water bottles spray painted. Thanks!
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I first saw, thought it was a pony bottle, and nearly had a heart attack : /
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did he trip a million times?
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He's not walking yet. :)
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oh haha, that solves that :D
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Diver here. Great idea! Cool if the kid gets interested in diving!
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I'm a rescue diver, plan to get divemaster if I ever get the time. Hopefully one day I'll be posting his first actual dive! :)
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Awesome! I'm also a rescue diver! When i can I too plan on dive master
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Once he grows to be Big, he will need a Little Sister, so get to it :)
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I feel like a relative is talking to me. Lol
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This post had me saying "oh my god" out loud and pushed me to start an account. Good job. He's so cute it's ridiculous.
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Thank you for the kind words.
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THE TONGUE!!!
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squee!!!!
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Little did you know he was actually using that costume to pick up chicks.
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You are the father I want to be!
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Thanks!. . . I think! ;)
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he even has a lil weight belt, thats really awesome.
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Scuba Steve!
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Self-Contained Underwater Baby Apparatus
I laughed.
Is the mouthpiece a pacifier?
It's a fruit net, minus the net.
So it's a fruit then.
He's never been interested in the pacifier.
You should thank him for that! My cousin is 3years old and today she started crying and screaming because she though I had trown her's in the lake.
That's probably for the best. I had mine until I was 4 and it caused a gap between my top and bottom front teeth.
ERVERERG, I GERS.
Please go die.