For the old, naked guy in my locker room telling me about his free climbing plans for the weekend
Posted Apr 11, 2023, 11:13 AM UTC
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I couldn’t help but notice that ‘Equie zu ortcha’ in there. Did you just refer to me as White Devil?
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It’s how they know you!
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Leave that part out from now on!!
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that was the best part
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I stopped using the locker room. I just go home after my workout. I've witnessed way too much Tom Foolery and creepy shit. I even avoid using the can if possible.
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That username certainly checks out.
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Just stare at the ceiling
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CHI-CA-GO!!!
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YOU’RE outta there!
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My advice would be to not look, but maybe you just can’t help but feast your eyes on this fellows plums
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Pretty sure they’re all natural, too. No implants.
Edit: Metaphorical balls are just as magnificent.
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Or anytime they address you just widen your eyes as much as possible and stare at their junk. Then he either never addresses you again or you get a date. Win win
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I grew up on swim teams and locker rooms that weren’t private. Definitely became old in spirit with my locker room nudity. It’s a locker room - nudity is just what happens in them.
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Honestly, so many puritans in here 😅 are they afraid they might like same sex genitals haha
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I think that was me.
Gotta air em out man.
Canadian, not sorry.
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Did you explain to him that free climbing is when you go without a rope or safety harness and not when you go climbing without underwear?
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that's free soloing actually, free climbing is just climbing without aid devices like rope ladders and ascenders, but you still use a harness and rope
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Wait. So rock wall climbing in general is free climbing?
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Not necessarily, lots of big walls necessitate using aid gear to shimmy up past physically improbable/impossible stuff you can't do with just your hands and feet, so that'd be aid climbing and not free climbing.
Most people you'd see climbing will be free climbing one way or another though, if you're somewhere seeing someone aid climbing you're probably also a climber yourself or out hiking in the middle of the boonies.
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I was thinking the type of rock climbing you’ll find attached to an activity type joint. Maybe also at a fair. Where the person at the bottom or the spool at the top is mostly just preventing you from dying. Big fake wall that your 12 year old might attend a birthday party at.
Though now that you mention it, there’s a TON of rock climbing I didn’t consider at all
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ALRIGHTY THEN!
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Take care now. Bye bye then. BUMBLE BEE TUNA.
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Shikakaaaaa
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Pants are aid
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Before, during, or after using the hairdryer on his balls.
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Laughed out loud. Thank you OP!
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I think people just need to accept that majority of locker room elders simply do not GAF any more about their nudity or people judging their bodies and I for one give them honours for that and hope someday to feel the same. haha!
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I'm sorry, do you mind if we have this conversation in a room with less balls?
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‘Kemosabe, you’re showing brain’ -Eastbound and Down
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Bumble Bee Tuna.
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Happy Cake Day! Or, as the Wachati say, bumble bee tuna.
Oh nice. I never seem to remember my cake day
YOU'RRRRRRRRRRE OUTTA THERE!
Go on
damn it