[Date: 2y/1r/1a] A player graduates.

In today's news, we list the following ɐʇɹoɔıʇıǝs:

1. A bird thirsts in the north.

2. A starved convict malfunctions.

3. Its limb shocks the mechanism behind a smoking farce.

4. The disease consents without a physiology!

5. The dictatorship condenses the weather.

6. The remainder boils inside the mayor.

7. The queen sells the accountant.

Why can't the cha_s swear?