Way more squeezable
Posted Apr 27, 2023, 2:57 PM UTC
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hence the name, stress boobs
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If the stress is too high try to reduce the torque.
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I can't believe i just imagined someone squishing their balls(the body one) to destress
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Audibly said ouch reading this comment.
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That's distress, not destress!
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You mean Dis Dress? Dis one, right Here?
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fr? I never knew
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DO NOT SQUEEZE BALLS
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new bottom surgery dropped
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YOU CANNOT STOP ME!!!
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new bottom surgery dropped
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oof ouchie, my gock and balls
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Well, if you're into that I guess
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Yes, I will squeeze all the balls 🥰
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Stressticles
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And for our Transmasc the opposite uwu
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I feel like if I actually had balls the last thing I'd want to do is squeeze them
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You know as a pre-everything trans guy, I have to agree! Once they stop being so sensible, boobs are quite good stress balls
Edit: Sensitive, not sensible, sorry!
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Did you mean sensitive? Cuz this made me imagine boobs making a coherent argument
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That's a left boob right boob type of discussion
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Oh. Yeah I meant sensitive, sorry! English isn’t my primary language (me is from baguette land) and I was in Germany when I wrote this lol
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I pretty much can't intentionally touch mine without dysphoria but you do you my guy. Live your best life.
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Best of luck to you, friend! Working with dysphoria is hard!
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If boobs grew more when squeezed/fondled, mine would be HUGE by now!
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If you get a subbie boyfriend that's into kinky stuff you can have both! 😉
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Or just a really, really tolerant one
(If you're reading this, love you 💜)
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Ow
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Im pre everything but blessed enough to be quite skinny but still have a tiny amount of boob, and honestly, i do it when im having a panic attack if im alone, and it helps quite alot
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God I wish I had some
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I wish I had boobs TvT
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Want mine?
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Yes plz Venmo me
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so true although when in the growing faze it sucks
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Fun tip: if someone is having a hard time kick them in the balls it will relax them
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*remove the balls
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the only thing i miss after top surgery
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Boobs are nature's stress balls ☺️
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Been doing some exercise over the past year, feeling much more in shape, fuck, where’d they go!
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Okay lmao, flip that and you got the Transmasc version of this meme
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But can you do a kick flip with them?
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Sadly I have no stress boobs, so I wonder if squeezing them hurts as much as squeezing your balls does…
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As a trans man who's pre t and pre top surgery, I can assure you, they are not as stress-relieving as they look, especially before a period.
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as an nb, stress thighs>>>
As a transfem, YES PLEASE, ABSOLUTELY
And this is why my favourite pants are a little too small, they make my thighs look squisher :3
Something we can all agree on 😍
Maybe not all tbh
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Stress Blåhaj?