Luckily I didn't fit in the hole. Fuckin' ridiculous, aint no pencil that thick, couldn't get a snug grip. Which is crazy cuz every woman I been with says only good things about my dick. Like, "Wow, I could tell you were really trying your best." Hell it's so thick it usually hurts too much for them to even cum!
I’m very tempted but it won’t fit
Luckily I didn't fit in the hole. Fuckin' ridiculous, aint no pencil that thick, couldn't get a snug grip. Which is crazy cuz every woman I been with says only good things about my dick. Like, "Wow, I could tell you were really trying your best." Hell it's so thick it usually hurts too much for them to even cum!
Bro, wtf?
I know, that must be one whore pencil sharpener!!
I'm slightly concerned
Nah I asked my doctor he said it's normal to have such a huge whang and that some pencil sharpeners just be loose as hell