What’s the most you’ve been caught with?

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I haven’t personally been caught carrying anything (touch wood) but I can’t even imagine how pissed off I’d be being pulled just after picking up, so yeah, please share your stories.

Posted Apr 29, 2023, 6:29 PM UTC

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A bit over a half Oz on my person when I was 17. Got a caution/reprimanded. And since then (17 years ago) I've never had another run in with the police. I've lost an oz at least in outgoing post. I used to help out a stranger I met on Instagram who had stage 4 cancer. They posted about getting scammed, so me and a couple well known plugs sent him some bud and extracts to help him feel less shit. Between me and a handful of others, people would send him as much as he needed free of charge. We carried on like that for around 8 months. Eventually, Chris changed his address to a hospice.. me and two mates sent him a special package fearing itd be the last time we could help with a load of 200mg edibles, and a selection of the best strains we'd each ran that year. My contribution was Icecool and blackjack by sweet seeds, and LA sage by THseeds, but we think he died before it got to him 😕 Who knows that box could still be sat unclaimed in a Scottish sorting office somewhere 😂 Along with that last package probably only lost just over an oz sending it to matey over the months, but it for a good cause. You could tell how grateful he was and hopefully made his last month's of life a bit more enjoyable.

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kliccit•

You're a good person.

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Vegetable_Exam4629•

I really hope people like you get looked after in the after life. ❤️

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willmorecars•

❤️🙏

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Not a weed story but I got sesched with 2g of coke in my wallet it was between notes and the cops missed it, silly cunts🤣 I was pure freaking out, my legs where shaking🤣

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MoebiusForever•

Oz. Just scored, got caught skinning up in the car. Caution received. Lesson learnt - skin up at home.

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Hashenjoyer•

They didn’t take your bud did they

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mattb2k•

Why would they?

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Hashenjoyer•

Was just a question mate sorry if it seemed absurd. I understand taking someone’s weed like that seems absurd but many of our laws are

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mattb2k•

Hahah I'm only teasing mate. If you're caught with an oz they're definitely taking it

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onion959•

Unmarked popo rolled by as me and my brothers were smoking a j at about 9 at night. They asked us what we were doing, I said we were smoking a joint and they didn’t seem to care. Just said alright and kept on driving. Must’ve been looking for someone if they were in an unmarked car.

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Dave8917•

As a young & dumb kid/teen over the years I had been caught a number of times the worse one and the most stupid one for me was 2 ounces of weed 20 pils and 3.5 of mescaline, wich resulted in 1 year on tag 1 year community service& probation and had to move as court was fed up of seeing me.they suggested to my parent moving befor I end up in prison and she actually took the judge advice and bloody moved never been arrested since new area and tag did me a favour

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UrbanAces421•

Just under a kilo, Was doing the rounds Past life... Got off light

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asapchrome•

How long ago was this

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LuminousDesigns•

Was that recent?

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534nndmt•

87 plants and a kilo of ganja

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alanquack•

Once with 1g warning one time then around 3.5g and was nothing came off it same again 7g few months back never heard anything though and didnt get a search receipt either

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59 plants

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Here too, Same amount ^^

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iPrintScreen•

A spliff but had 6 carts in my pockets 🥸

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AliLaFlare•

Never been by police but I’ve been caught by family many times, the last time I was caught I had 4 or 5 grams of some beautiful Dutch haze which was a rare commodity where I’m from. And my mom threw it out. I remember searching the dustbins at home for it but she probably threw it outside the house in the brush 🥲

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throwitaway-13•

Had 2z of Stankasaurus flower caught in the post going spain to uk. Such a shame as it was really nice flower

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yieldbetter•

What was the outcome ? Search of house interview or just a letter ?

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throwitaway-13•

Phone call from the local police but they just basically said stop doing it, not much they could do I guess. Also had mushrooms n rosin in the parcel

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onion959•

RIP. I bet you ordered another right after lol

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LouisJay67•

My mate got stopped by cid dressed as swag heads and took an 8th of shatter an a q of gelato off him, they never found my weed because it was in me bills🤣

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AntJ42O•

Never been caught, yet... 🤣

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TerangaTerp•

Had 3 kilos and a 200g of coc. No need to say they took it all and send me in a private hostel for some time

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phantomxd00•

2 bongs grinder jar of weed and scales ⚖️

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LuminousDesigns•

Any of yous been caught with an Oz before? I wonder where the line is with intent to supply

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SouthernDeliciousOP•

I always thought it was more to do with how it’s packaged than the weight i.e. an oz in a single container compared to 8 baggies of 3.5gs.

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Feeling-Tank1628•

My mate got arrested for md. He had less then .1

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lsdlukey2000•

I feel like your mate is chatting shite bro

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Feeling-Tank1628•

Nah, saw it happen. Bouncers at a club caught him making a bomb. When he got searched at the station they recorded it. He couldn’t go USA because he had a class A offence. I get where you’re coming from though. Shits wild

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lsdlukey2000•

My bad man, fucking hell. That’s mad

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