What is your profession's equivalence of telling a dentist you don't floss?

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“I didn’t read the fine print” or “I signed it anyway”

Optician here. I can usually clock that people aren't taking the best of care cleaning their glasses' lenses when they look like they've been rubbed with low-grit sandpaper.

"I only use the little cloth and bottle you guys got me."

Uh-huh.

Electrician here: for me its when a homeowner says they have a handyman, buddy, themselves etc wire something thats now behaving inappropriately. I guess this is more telling your dentist how you only eat sugary food and drink but whatever.

"I carry with an empty chamber"

"The holster doesn't seal directly around my guns trigger guard... Yes it has a weapon light why does that matter?"

I make gun holsters for a living

My clients don't talk.