DUI
Posted May 9, 2023, 2:27 AM UTC
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Kinda hard to believe it wasn’t public intoxication
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Either he's very embarassed or about to have an aneurysm
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He’s Definitely Killing his Liver. He Looks Like a Full Blown Alcoholic. It’s Sad though.
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This has Mall Cop vibes.
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Only in Florida
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This is giving me Florida dives
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This is satire... right?
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DUI? Really, will that hold up in court?
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I'm not endorsing this behavior, but this overreaction is fucking dumb. Just make the dude pay for the booze and ban him from the store. It's not like he's running around smashing milk jugs in the dairy aisle or licking the ice cream and putting it back.
I wish there was an OJ style chase with the cops in scooters like Seinfeld.
Get the bikes!
Look at that sunburn he has. He has no survival instinct, and that could turn into skin cancer in 50 years! I say, execute him publicly. Drown him in sun screen. His mother would be so upset if she saw this
Alcoholism causes a build up of acetaldehyde in the blood if your body cannot metabolize the compound properly causing red skin
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Nevermind, red legs too. It's sad
Right. He dug himself a deep hole. They probably tried to keep him in jail longer to help him as to why they gave him a DUI as public intoxication is less severe. That's what I like to think anyway