What Miles O’Brien learned during the first Cardassian War
- The reward for surviving a battle is more responsibility and no promotion.
- The ins and outs of a bridge tactical console.
- If your CO dies on an away mission, you can steal his pips and everyone will assume you got a battlefield commission.
- How to turn a rock into a replicator (you need a larger working replicator).
- Cardassian meat tastes like Earth alligator.
- Vole fighting is actually pretty boring.
- Cardassian tech has no secondary backup power system, and that’s why they’ll lose.
- Earth is quite a seller’s market for alligator meat.
- Federation distress beacons have a secondary backup status monitor that shows the true status of the transmitter.
- The penalty for running an unregistered alligator meat business is demotion back to 2nd Lieutenant.
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