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If you need a quick laugh, this might be for you on a Sunday.

Summary: Gather 'round and listen to a tale from the 90's, in the dark times before the advent of the internet. This was back when 'catalogues' and 'mail order products' were a thing, before everyone had cell phones. We used to watch commercials on the television box and see advertisements for exciting new products. Well, this product is the best post-sex cleaning tool on the market. You'll be saying wow!

Enjoy the special "swooshes" for those that remember the 90's.

This script was written by u/dominaexcrucior. Cameo lines also provided by u/dominaexcrucior

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