I wonder...
Posted Nov 25, 2012, 7:32 PM UTC
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I wonder why
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He doesn't type his
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Entire sentence
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At one time
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This is
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Four
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Because that's how shit rolls on IRC.
Also you should've gone
I wonder
why he doesn't type his entire sentence
at one time
Proper multiline format right there.
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I have a friend that does this, it's annoying as hell.
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Extra karma!
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"It does everything you can imagine except tell you what time it is." "It doesn't tell time?!" "Nope. It had so much of that other stuff there was no room for the clock."
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This sounds so familiar. I don't remember where it's from...
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Spy Kids Movie
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The second one I believe.
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How long have we been falling?
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I don't know my watch doesn't tell time
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i think he would have a repetitive realization of whats happening and eventually just flip the fuck out and start stabbing clocks...
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like opening the fridge, and there is no food. but you still open it. again an again.
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Like checking your phone for the time, but not checking the time, so you're checking your phone a second time and don't forget to check the time.
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Nah, more like when you wear pants without pockets and try to put your hands in your pockets and you realize that you have no pockets, but 5 minutes later you are trying again to put your hands in your pockets.
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Muscle memory. The greatest troll there is.
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Then he'd just be killing time.
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you see, his watch can tell time,
but every time he uses it, it turns invisible, and he cant see what time it is.
even worse..
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theoretically he shouldn't be able to see anything, since to see his eyes would absorb (and thus block) light, so being completely invisible (IE, you cant see his eyes) would mean they aren't taking in light to see.
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Actually uhh.. By my limited sense of light in invisiblity, shouldn't light go around the spy in order to be invisible? Because if he was absorbing the light, he would just be one black mass. So light should go around him and not be absorbed. Well his eyes can still absorb light I think....
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True, but Spy can still see light that bounces towards him, its light that reflects off of him that is altered/redirected.
Someone email Valve about this.
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Because this discrepancy MATTERS.
inb4 "It's because Australium."
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You assume he is magically totally invisible, When merely his watch takes light, and redirects it around him through one side. Like like a one way mirror, but moves light past him, not off him
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TAKE YOUR LOGIC BACK TO SCHOOL
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In a similar vein, the deflector shields you see so often in sci-fi should be completely opaque. Otherwise, they're useless against lasers, or at least lasers composed of visible light.
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That's ignoring the fact that most sci-fi movies have lasers you can see traveling towards their target.
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He's the motherfucking spy. He's a professional. He probably knows the time without a real watch. Think about it. Biological clock in tf2 characters, bien sûr.
Spoiler:
He just counts the amount of complete cool downs + every full usage of the IW.
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He probably has multiple watches on himself at all times, and some of them DO keep the time.
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After all, it has been clarified that he has 3 arms.
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I also wonder if he bring a real watch to a game of hide-and-seek.
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With which watch?
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Cloak and Dagger
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This is the guy that posted it. http://steamcommunity.com/id/masterweack/
Payback for him not censoring my shit.
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Ask the sniper of course.
Blue ones are assholes though, you have to kill them first.
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He probably has an invisibility generator that's actually a hidden watch.
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Someone is fucking high right now
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I read this in his voice.
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Oh shit, it's Ickbarr Bigelsteine.
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All I could think of the while time was if my teeth were okay...
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He doesn't need a watch to tell him it's sentry sappin' time.
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Stevie Kenarban
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What it means
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His watch is disguised as his cloaking watch. WOoOoOoOoh.
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spies often get pissed
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[10]/[10] Will ponder.