Petty Rant: the garden hoe should be an axe and not a blunt weapon

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Posted May 29, 2023, 12:16 AM UTC

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DJ_McFishTrying to find food•

Better rant : all ho's should come with a blunt!

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EpicFlyingTaco•

I'll make my own game, with blackjack, and hookers! Ahh forget the game.

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MobyDuc38•

Cut firewood with a hoe.

Report results.

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SnooRecipes2490•

this comment insinuates all axes are used for cutting wood…

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MobyDuc38•

If it chops wood, what's it called?

Hint: Not a hoe.

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I mean I made a thick and heavy sword to chop wood with but it uses long blade instead of axe

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SnooRecipes2490•

I guess we can now consider these all axes : sword, long blade, bow and arrow, hammer and wedge, machete, etc since they all cut wood

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CorvusHatesRedditWaiting for help•

Cut firewood using the pickaxe, which is considered an axe by combat skills

Edit: Report your damn results then huh

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MobyDuc38•

It was just a joke.

You can't cut wood with a hoe, so I argued it was not an axe.

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Phoenix080Stocked up•

Garden hoes are far too blunt to be used as axes, often they just have a tapered edge with no sharpening. Wounds inflicted with garden hoes would be like striking someone with the tapered end of a crowbar or the edge of square metal pipe

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Would be cool if we could sharpen then

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