Content Notes

This audio has been researched and written for historical credibility. Some words may sound foreign; this is intentional.

One additional [M] narrator voice is not listed in the gender tag; it is only used for the intro.

Synopsis

In this first episode of the Hörneyjar Saga, the charming bard Knud tells Liv, the milkmaiden, about the current state of affairs in their village. Playful as he is, a story does not come without his passions.

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Knud: I wonder, little sparrow... I wonder if I can’t make you come for me before my tale is done. I know your cunt gets wet to the memory of me, does it not?

Liv: Oh, I’ll take that bet. I’ve heard your stories and have yet to make it through one without falling asleep, forget about coming.

Credits

🧔‍♂️ Knud: u/SouthLandTale

👱‍♀️ Liv: u/iplaythelarynx

🧔‍♂️ Narrator: u/BSplines

✍️ Writers: u/lilbrat91 (Knud), u/bettylaflame (Liv), based on story and characters by u/totallynotnatalie

🎛️ Editors: u/ChrisHailey, u/BSplines

🎼 Music: u/Canadian_B3ard

🎨 Art: u/Vanillaesque

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