Black Gold
Posted Jun 8, 2023, 10:37 AM UTC
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Hello polandballers! As black gold was dripping from my chin mere minutes ago I was reminded of this old comic here from years ago. It was a simpler time, when all you had to worry about was the us landing on your head with tank. Kernöl still is Kernöl though, so at least theres that.
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It’s been 7 years since your last post man, how have you been?
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Has it been that long? Crazy! I just got really absorbed into my athletic and intellectual pursuits, i.e. cultivating mass and comitting every single cuntryballs comic to memory. Once I figured out they were mostly about shlongs it was not that hard.
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oh yes yes I'm sure you were cultivating a lot of mass, mr. sidelard
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Reddit murdered sweet cuntryballs for it was an unmoderated and lawless place :(
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Nothing pure and beautiful can last in this wretched world :'(
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....sidebard???? Holy shit!!
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Austria got "liberated" by USA again
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The Austrians are already successful at selling to the us haven't you ever heard of glock
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Yeah I have, I think they're spelled "clocks" though and you are probably thinking of the swiss.
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No glock is correct
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Ah I see the mistake. You are thinking of australia, with the shrimps and the barbies and the glocks.
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Glock is a österreichischer Waffenhersteller, du Wirschtl...
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But they don’t know that Glock is from Austria!
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Glock fund at 8/10 mass shootings we really need to stop exporting this shit.
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Mmmm, mein Austrian oil iz for sale. Going to be gettings rich!
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Oh no
Is murica
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Bruder? Not even in jest
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Is that... Pumpkin oil?
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Pumpkin Seed Oil!
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A teeny bit of trollin
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USA crashing into the final panel on a tank is such a classic punchline, but if it's funny, it's funny.
I haven't laughed so loud for days. Timing was perfect.
I guffawed. Nice work.
And just generally love USA’s violently enthusiastic to the prospect of oil throughout Polandball
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It's like a tacticool Kool Aid man