22[M4A] UK, Midlands, Derby - Free cuddles for one and all and then the rest.
Bit of a longshot I know, but no harm adding to the cuddlepool.
Accepting men, women, and the undecided, and being squishy enough for a really nice cuddle is a proper advantage. Able to cover most of the city within a few miles, and can come equipped with tea or bad coffee, at least two arms, and whatever else you might need that money can't buy (don't be afraid to ask!).
Age, race, sex, and orientation totally unimportant, but all cuddles must hold to a strictly-ish enforced 5 mississipi minimum.
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare your squishy zones.
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Posted Dec 2, 2012, 11:48 AM UTC
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Prepare your squishy zones is going to be my new catchphrase from now on! Hello from a fellow midlander (Nottingham).
I may not get to use it at all, you're welcome to it! Technically I'm a foreigner from the cold, frigid moors of the slightly-further-north, but hello nonetheless. It's always nice to see a fellow Brit.