Content Notes

This audio has been researched and written for historical credibility. Some words may sound foreign; this is intentional.

One additional [M] narrator voice is not listed in the gender tag; it is only used for the intro.

Synopsis

Astrid, the loyal one, cannot think a man suitable for her, but she will not sit idly and let just any slápr marry into the throne.

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Lief: Dear Astrid, I am afraid. Did you know I have always admired you from afar? Of all three sisters, it was you I have always worshipped. So I fear manhandling you.

Astrid: Then I shall manhandle you. Sit down in that chair. Now.

Credits

👱‍♀️ Astrid: u/cinnnamonn

🧔‍♂️ Lief: u/TillionVA

🧔‍♂️ Narrator: u/BSplines

✍️ Writers: u/baby_baby_oh_baby (Astrid), u/Lo_and_beehold (Lief), based on story and characters by u/totallynotnatalie

🎛️ Editors: u/ChrisHailey, u/BSplines

🎼 Music: u/Canadian_B3ard

🎨 Art: u/Vanillaesque

Audio Links

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