Enticing Title

Post containing a story that usually depicts the author being worthy of praise. Slightly entertaining at first but you know it's probably 100% bullshit but you can't stop reading because you've already read what seems like most of it and it's so awesome/bad that you want to comment and need to be sure you don't comment incorrectly.

There's probably no proof here. You're wondering how this made it to the front page. If it didn't make it to the front page, you're wondering how that ugly ass cat did better on the invisible karma scale.

This reminds you, you have a story similar and actually true. But it's too late. You know you'll ruin your karma if you comment or make a new post. So you just up/down vote and move on.

At least this guy/girl used paragraphs and punctuation. Words in bold look cool.

tl;dr very short description that hardly sums up post OR complete misuse of "tl;dr".