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Reddit, what's the worst you've been cock-blocked?

So I will go first. Last night three of my buddies and I went up to our female friends apartment in the city to pregame and then go out to the bars. I have hooked up with this girl a few times before and although I wasn't planning on doing it again, she was flirting with me pretty much the entire time we were out, so I figured it would end up happening again.

So we get back to her apartment around 2am and the other kid that drove up realizes his car had been towed and since I was the only one that was in any shape to drive, I took him to the compound were his car was. On the way there he told me at least 3 times how he wanted to go home (about 30 minutes away from where we were) because he wasn't in the mood to stay up there. We get back to her apartment building and while we're waiting for her to come let us in he asks me if I'm going to stay (I had to work at 6:30am this morning) and I said that I was because I didn't really feel like driving home, it had gotten to be about 3:30am at this point. She gets downstairs and our other friend that road with him was there also and he asks if they are leaving and the kid that drove says no. I thought that was a little odd, but whatever. We get up to the apartment and all the couches are taken so we have to sleep on the floor. I get ready to crash and decide to text her, "you're going to make me sleep on the floor?". She responds and tells me to come in her room, I go in, the kid that was going to leave is on the floor sleeping. I try to put the moves on her a little bit and she tells me not tonight but to stay in the bed. About 15 minutes later she gets up and goes to the bathroom, while she's doing that I hear my friend on the floor say "nice try buddy, better luck next time". At this point I'm furious, but I'm not positive that he's not just talking in his sleep.

So I'm wondering if I should call him out on this? I've been friends with him for about 10 years and I think this is really fucked up. Another bit of info is that we're 25 and he's still a virgin, I kind of got the feeling he's like well I can't get any so neither will you, because he's already been friend-zoned by this girl. Am I just being paranoid or was that a major cock-block?

Posted Dec 2, 2012, 3:14 PM UTC

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