[META] Clamhurt Legbeards of the world, Unite!

This is a direct call to arms. We need to discuss our strategy, for winning, for greatness, for the future of the human race. Time is running out.

Let us publicly join the ranks of greatness and shamelessly flaunt our majestic leg hair. Our bravery is clearly the stuff of legends, the history of our people is greater than previously imagined. We can no longer accept the narrow limitations historically imposed upon us by the civilization constructed like a cage around the bodies that house our free spirits. We are free of spirit, we must be free in action and in life. There is absolutely no reason to voicelessly endure the constant barrage of hate and ignorance we are subjected to in our daily lives as the proud owners of our intentional leg hair.

Let this new age of technological advance be a catalyst for change. Let this freshly discovered subreddit be the plateau upon which you and I together build a new tower of awe and wonder. Let us put ourselves up on the pedestal we literally deserve. We know our worth, let's show the world.

I am on a quest, for science, accuracy, and justice, to find the world's most luxurious legbeard. I have a very personal need to see photos of the world's most intentional legstache.

By joining together in solidarity we can promote the cause of freedom forever and ever. We can provide an alternative, safe, supportive space for sharing our culture among ourselves. We can live freely and breathe easily without the fear or ridicule or the threat of violence.

Please, I implore you. Together we can, and absolutely must, insist on equality for our people. Together we will change the world, but we must act now. For every legstache pic that isn't shared, for every legbeard kept hidden in shame, for every tear-streaked face of an outraged mythology, the world is kept in a deficient state, the world is held back from the ultimate achievement via an incomplete status quo.

Do it for the kids, or for science, or whatever personal reason you'd like. Tell me your reasons, share with me your concerns, your fears, your conception of true social justice. Just make sure you do it. Share your leg hair shamelessly.