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I just jerked off a bunch of times and now my girlfriend has texted to say she's coming around in 3.5 hours for sex. Any ideas on how to get myself 'ready' again by then? Because as it is I can't imagine anything stirring down below.

I didn't know she was coming around so I masturbated alot (thinking that would let me concentrate on a college essay), and now she's sending me a bunch of provocative texts when frankly I can't imagine my penis moving at all.

She's not 'in the mood' too often and I don't want to let her down so is there some way to get around this? There's a small supermarket nearby. Maybe there's some natural aphrodisiacs there that would help me out? Or maybe some sort of pill? I don't know I've never looked. I don't know anything about anything.

Posted Dec 2, 2012, 4:28 PM UTC

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