Short, simple, and petty

Not my story, but I giggled and thought I'd share.

My buddy's apartment laundry room has two laundry machines and two driers. One morning, he put a load in one laundry machine, and the other one was in use. When he came back to transfer his stuff to the drier, the other guy had split his load into two driers and occupied them both.

Annoyed, my friend turned heat up on the driers and left, in the remote hope that this asshole's clothes would shrink. Pettiness at its finest.