Last night some random guy sucker punched me on the street nearby my home. He broke my orbital bone, cracked my sinus and collapsed my cheek. What was the most random, awful thing that happened to you?

Never met the guy before in my life although it seemed like he was drunk. I've got multiple fractures and need to go in for cosmetic surgery to pop my cheek bone back out so I don't end up looking (even more) like the elephant man. I also racked up a $1300 emergency medical bill.

The guy was arrested and in case you're wondering... yes my face hurts.