If you suddenly died what do you think the exaggerated truth in local and national press would say about you?

Example: I just qualified as a football coach, of which im very unlikely to pursue a professional career in coaching but believe mine would say something like 'Aspring English coach tipped for the top of the game'. Another example, a complete scum bag drug dealer died in a car crash near my home. Local obituaries described him as 'Young, smart, college student full of potential and greatness dies in tragic car crash'. Note: He was driving drugged up and racing.