Hey r/BreakUps, since you got dumped, what are some of your cheesiest ego-boosting rituals?

(I laugh at myself constantly for this one, but it works, and I wanna share...)

Since I got dumped almost two months ago, I've exercised like a madman, eaten nearly flawlessly, and given up beer. I'm the closest I've ever been to having a six-pack, and I'm 32.

To get over the sting of rejection, and to remind myself I'm a badass, I strut in front of every mirror I see, usually without a shirt on. Pre-breakup, I was way too snide and sarcastic to ever even think about doing this, but now it cheers me up (and you totally have my permission to poke fun).

What funny/cheesy way do you cheer yourself up/boost your bruised ego?