[Request/Battle] An English Sonnet based on the movie "She's The Man"

Not terribly long ago, a terrible movie was made. It was called "She's The Man" featuring Amanda Bynes and Channing Tatum. It was based on The Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare.

So, it'd be fun to try & write a sonnet about that movie! If you want to make this a little competitive, the winner could be the one with the most upvotes.