Mods, you have been exposed!

This is something I noticed while browsing Reddit. Something so appalling that I couldn't, and wouldn't believe at first. Yet, after thoroughly investigating, it all clicked together like an intricate jigsaw puzzle. Have you ever taken a look at the mods on the PLounge and the mods on r/mylittlepony? Did you see the similarities?

No? Okay then, I'll show you.

See? With the exception of one (probably one of the other mods' little brother or something,) these are all the exact same people! The mods you all love and trust are actually hogging the moderator positions of the biggest MLP subreddits for themselves in order to carry out their nefarious plans of brainwashing every single one of you into believing their elusive propaganda!

Yes, I understand you must all feel very betrayed right now. I understand that the anger in your guts is just about ready to explode and manifest itself into a frenzy of insults and expletives. But now is not the time for a revolution, so put down your torches and your pitchforks. There is a simple solution available that doesn't involve hurt feelings and pizza deliveries.

I selflessly volunteer to become a moderator on r/mylittlepony, and I promise you that I will do everything in my power to make sure that your susceptible brains remain untainted. That way, the mods won't face an angry mob and the minds of the masses shall remain pure. Everyone wins.