THEY STOLE THE FUCKING TREES!

So there's been some tree trimmers working in my neighborhood. They were taking down some trees around the house next door, and they tore up my yard doing it, so they cleared a brush pile I had to make up for it. It was weird cause they started cutting trees at other peoples' houses too, but I didn't think much of it.

Well today I'm hanging lights up outside and two hot fucking cops walk up. They tell me that the trimmers were stealing the trees! Cause I'm a lawyer and a nosey bastard I had taken a picture of their truck with the name and number, in case they fucked up more of my shit. So I emailed it to the one hot cop.

Seriously, who the fuck steals trees!