Not Scallop, Stupid

The only thing I have to eat is fucking corn!

Goddammit!

Well, I had a shallot too. Never had one before.

I don't know what's so fucking special about them,

they're just little fucking onions... made my Goddamn eyes water.

So I cut that fucker up and but it in the corn

and spiced the corn/ shallot bullshit with Goddamn red peppers.

Holy fuck I wish I had some meat! Chicken or beef or something!

FUCK!

Sitting here like a fucking choad eating a bowl of corn...

...forlorn...

There it rhymes, are you fucking happy?

Fuck you.